War at 33 1/3 was that cut. (RIP Beat Demon.)

I got my TR808 hooked up to T La Rock’s old SP1200 and a vintage pair of 1979 Technics with gold needles made out of Flavor Flav’s old fronts and a wah-wah pedal coming out of my ass and I use Fruity Final Ableton Cubase Reason Loop-A-Troop-Producer v6.9.1.5.4.  Did I fool you?  I’m sorry.

I can’t even figure out how to use fucking Garageband. Everything is done in Audacity and takes about 15 times longer that way.  I’m too short on time to learn this copy of Ableton I, uh, borrowed.  I’m an audiodidact.  I’m just a pigeon.  Some cat said they liked the ‘lo-fi’ sound of one of my cuts and I was all…yeah…lo-fi…I meant to do that. Wait, does that mean ‘it sounds like ass’?

I’ma wait until you can flip a beat with your fingers like that thing Tom Cruise had in Minority Report, on some Wii Style shit.  Except by then instead of Grandmaster Elmattic I’ll be, like, Grandfather Elmattic.

War at 33 1/3 was that cut. (RIP Beat Demon.)

I got my TR808 hooked up to T La Rock’s old SP1200 and a vintage pair of 1979 Technics with gold needles made out of Flavor Flav’s old fronts and a wah-wah pedal coming out of my ass and I use Fruity Final Ableton Cubase Reason Loop-A-Troop-Producer v6.9.1.5.4.  Did I fool you?  I’m sorry.

I can’t even figure out how to use fucking Garageband. Everything is done in Audacity and takes about 15 times longer that way.  I’m too short on time to learn this copy of Ableton I, uh, borrowed.  I’m an audiodidact.  I’m just a pigeon.  Some cat said they liked the ‘lo-fi’ sound of one of my cuts and I was all…yeah…lo-fi…I meant to do that. Wait, does that mean ‘it sounds like ass’?

I’ma wait until you can flip a beat with your fingers like that thing Tom Cruise had in Minority Report, on some Wii Style shit.  Except by then instead of Grandmaster Elmattic I’ll be, like, Grandfather Elmattic.