every planet we reach is dead (1 of 2)

The utterly cold, vast emptiness of outer space induces a deep psychic loneliness in the human spirit. Also, never let Dennis Hopper drive the spaceship. He’ll crash that shit.
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If I had to choose between being a giant robot or a fleeing bystander, I would choose the former, because me likes your robot music (although, I disagree with your strict “kill all humans” policy). I think you should simply enslave them for labor in your vast salt mines. I can have a proposal drafted for you by Monday morning.
justin said this on January 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 am
You know I am down! Always have been always will.
Eyes and Teeth said this on January 21st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Salt mines? Robots don’t need no fucking salt mines. You’re fired.
elmattic said this on February 1st, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Salt is the #1 export of robots.
HawaiianHoney said this on May 13th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Wrong again. The #1 export of robots is DEATH TO ALL HUMANS.
elmattic said this on May 13th, 2008 at 9:45 am